Words of Wisdom

I've seen some blogs do "guest blogger" posts, and I found the perfect thing for mine! We're learning about the female reproductive system in Anatomy, and my friend Katherine said that she didn't know why she came to class because she really didn't want to go over that stuff. So I told her that she should draw me a picture! Instead, she came up with, possibly the greatest list ever, Female Tips. I'll have to let the truth speak for itself. 

Without further adieu, 'Female Tips', by the one and only, Katherine Grace.

Female Tips. 

1. Hysteria. Don't watch this movie with family
2. All men that look like Channing Tatum should wear sweat pants. [My personal favorite. Also, no shirts.]
3. Never give a homeless man a lap dance.
4. Don't say the word vagina on a first date. Don't call it a biscuit either. 
5. You are not a lesbian for thinking a girl is pretty. 
6. Don't wear matching jean jacket with a wife-beater and jeans- then you might be a lesbian. 
7. The word 'twat' is a much badder word than you think. 
8. Always tell Katy G. she looks like a high-end stripper. It's a compliment. 
9. Spelling is for nerds. 

HOPEFULLY, there will be many, many more to come. Until then!